Somebody fucking stole my white havianas which cost 50 bucks.
I've already cursed that thief, i guess it helps a little, i don't feel as mad. That loser will fucking pay for it.
This was the very first draft of the curse.
He'll (or she) get APL, acute promyelocytic leukemia. It'll be hibernating under his skin and it'll start roaring every once in a while. He'll need leukocytesor stem cells or bone marrow to fool his body into thinking it's healthy, but too bad he doesn't even have that slight hope of hoping cause he won't find a doctor. Then he'll die. Slow painful death.
But after that, i thought it was a bit
harsh and i decided that he would jsut sprain his ankle so he can't move about and steal stuff as agile as used to be.
They just steal stuff like that, and what!?! Expected to be forgiven cause they have no money? And they have to resort to stealing stuff?
I'm so sure. If you were dying of starvation, i doubt if the first thing you'd steal would be a pair of havianas huns. Unless you are brainless of course.
So you obviously stole my havianas for your own materialistic gains, either my selling it or for yourself or your daughter or whatever. Whatever it is, you stole it. That's a bloody crime.
And i frigging paid good money for it. You simply stole it. Idiot.
Whatever. I think i'm gonna get my white havianas AGAIN
And i'm never gonna let mum hang my slippers out there on the corridor.
Anyway i think i failed my math test by a bit. Which is pretty sad anyhow you see it. But life's full of ups and downs. I've got to accept it, no?
After all, it's not worse than my havianas being stolen, to me that is. Call me materialistic, but ain't everybody?BE
truthful.And anyway, if you leave, i think i might just leave with you. I'd rather be with you, my friend.